my cat’s name is basically pronounced “cookie”, but gets spelled kouki. found it a pretty interesting name because it means hope and/or happines depending on how you write it, it fit pretty well because i got him to help with my depression. and i think it worked pretty well. he is also very handsome.
He’s a kouki for sure!
Such a handsome boy!
Very handsome indeed
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I’ve got a friend who had a dog named D.O.G. He’d always pronounce it like he was saying “the OG”. I never figured out whether it actually stood for anything.
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That’s always what I thought but never got a straight answer.
Deogie!
I had an all black cat named Calico. Named him when I was 2 years old.
I have an orange cat named Crash and everyone goes “oh like Crash Bandicoot?” And I got “No like Crash Team Racing” and it still is funny to me.
More of a Crash Bash fan myself but to each their own
Like a person, a cat’s full name is only ever invoked when it has done something wrong.
Cats have three names, the everyday one, the fancy longer one and their private personal one.
It’s completely normal.
Also read The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett
I haven’t heard about that one, will check it out.
I had a cat named Jet. His full name was Jet Blackjack Miami Brown.
Sounds like the name of a detective in a 70s’ blacksploitarion satirical crime dramedy
Yet his LEGAL name was undoubtedly Meowmeowmeow.
This is the orange menace himself, The Dread Ensign Westley Snipes Crusher.
My cat’s name is Nancy Reagan. She’s almost lived up to it. And no, she doesn’t like you either and if you try to pet her you’ll get what you deserve.
Some cats have official titles. I had another cat whose title was “Chief Inspector.” He was known to do home invasions and conduct snap inspections of my neighbors houses. He had more friends in the neighborhood than me.
Uhh Nancy Reagan was known as the blowjob queen of Hollywood so…
Please do not the cat
Nancy Reagan, the blowjob queen?
The OG Throat GOAT?
The THROATUS?
That Nancy Reagan?
Maybe she likes licking cat dong don’t cat slut shame.
One of our cat’s name is Hazel. It’s short for Hazelnut Megalodon
I tried to name my cat Lou (short for Lucifer) but eventually he got renamed Mao because he is loud and vocal and apparently we name animals by Pokemon rules in my house.
I mean, still could pretend it’s in Japanese so he’s a demon lord
I’ve got a cat that answers to Sweets because she’s such a jerk. We added that to her name to remind her not to be a jerk.
Did it work?
It’s a cat…
One of my cats is Sadie The Goat (the cat).
She had a really bad eye infection when we got her from my in-laws farm and we thought she’d lose an eye so we gave her a pirate name to be safe
She ended up not losing the eye but its still a fitting name
What an adorable girl!
I recently got a cat that I named Fraldinha (“Skirt Steak” in Portuguese) because the person that gave it up had named it Li-Fraumeni after a genetic syndrome. He is now called Felipinho (Lil’ Phillip), but also answers to Pest and Toe-biting son of a b****.
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we had a cat named Sweetie Pie that we shortened to SP and eventually started calling her thing like Sauce Pan or Sausage Pizza
I have a Shiba Inu I call Levi. But it’s short for Leviathan J Foxtrot.
My cat’s name is Possum. Not really a crazy name, but it has caused confusion before.
Once I was picking her up from the vet and said “I’m here to pick up Possum.”
Then the lady at the front gave me a confused look and said “We don’t treat Possums here.”
