Honestly, people, it’s true. I was walking into town, a trip that normally takes me 20 minutes. I decided to test this out, so I started my stopwatch and started thinking gay thoughts. I have no idea what your standard homosexual thinks about, I’m just your normal straight white male. Just attempting to think gay made me walk into town 5 minutes faster.

I shared these results with my boyfriend when I got back from town, and he was amazed.

Why was google maps was showing this? Could I get some context?

omfg rainbow speed op valv pls nerf

Can confirm. When the closet fairy tells you you’re a homosexual, you get a welcome package and a 2-3x speed boost. Also it comes with a full closet of rainbow themed (but fashionable) clothing

Ok i knew red make wuns go fasta, but 100% is a really huge discovery.

That’s coz in our head is just

"Superstar , where u from , how’s it going , womaniser,womaniser you’re a womaniser ~~ "

Can’t walk slow !

Source https://youtu.be/ExRy2xBKNF4

Source extended https://youtu.be/OOOcJGar2zI