Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.
I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.
And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:
“I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit”
or thinking this is a joke:
“That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it”
Dude should get this wrap.That actually looks better. But it’s still a swastikar.
Pre-rendered textures mapped onto simple polygons. Literally an N64 game model.
I guess this is the driver:
Can’t even wrap them, it destroys the bodywork.
I regularly see 3 of them in my local area that are wrapped.
op wasn’t referring to the feasibility of wrapping but rather the disastrous consequences of it when using the word “can’t”
Oh ok, so if they didn’t pay an astronomical amount of money for a proper primer coat first, it’s gonna damage the low grade
stainlesssteel body?I’m not surprised really but I am constantly impressed at how Tesla managed to use such a low quality steel for that body.
Not beating those “low-poly” accusations
Gotta love the fact it’s on a flatbed. Wonder which of the dozens of possible ways it broke down.
“I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit”
That’s got to be a Musk alt
Bots are cheaper than PR teams to employ
Why does he feel uneasy, the windows are unbreakable.
I always thought that was a weird challenge to issue. And why would you want unbreakable side windows? To frustrate a rescue?
I’ve never thought of it that way, lol. Tech Bros must just say and do whatever they think will earn them the most praise and money. I think that is why they raised that because it was being marketed as an “ultimate truck” even though when it panned out it was the complete opposite.
There have been a few tesla based deaths/incidents based on a clear lack of a planed way out.
Oh, it killed a CEO. And sister-in-law to Moscow Mitch? Nice.
A wild story that seems to have been forgotten.
Elon has this thing in his mind where the world will turn into some apocalyptic dystopia like that Futurama episode where Fry freezes himself for another 1000 years. That’s also why he put a bio attack mode in the Model X.
And now he’s doing everything to make sure the world actually turns into that.
The bio defense mode is just a HEPA filter from what I can tell, my Seat Leon has that which I often activate in tunnels during winters as studded tires are creating a lot of concrete dust.
Yeah, no doubt it’s probably not a wise idea to take a Model X into a WWI battlefield.
He’s currently working quite hard on making that dystopia future a reality unfortunately…
Uhh, if you were the kind of enormous asshole that Elon Musk is, would you want to ride in any unarmored car?
probs because Tesla owners are getting their cars vandalized lol
Yeah now no one will know whats under that tarp…
(do they think people do not have object permanence?)
Ideally with cans of brake cleaner. On the paint and clear coat. Brand them, like Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.
It’s something that comes in handy when you covertly rob a bank. No broken windows. No one will ever know it’s you.
I heard if you wipe it with a microfiber cloth it would shatter.
That is the windshield, they claim the side windows. (you know the very opposite way most would want, like a cursed wish)
Do they prevent spray paint?
Why is the answer to Elon always some half cocked response that ignores reality.
They don’t exactly prevent breakage either. They actually shatter with just slightly more force than normal vehicle glass, it’s just that they take quite a lot more impacts to actually penetrate through them.
Now it just looks like it’s joined KKK
Spending all that money on an automobile, and not bothering to park it in the garage.
Wait, that place I put all my junk too good for outside but not good enough for in the house is for automobiles?
The garage only has space for two of my vehicles when empty anyway. Besides, how else are people going to keep tabs on how my project car is going? They need to know when it finally has wheels.
A friend of mine just bought a Toyota tundra and it’s too long to fit in his garage. Honestly I never would have thought that’d be something you need to check first.
Omg that’s so sad… what will he do now?
Park in front. Use it for storage or a workout area or something.
He can rent it… to someone… to live in… LOL (if legal of course)
But then his neighbors won’t see how much he owes the bank!
I mean, have you seen these things? It’s entirely possible the monstrosity doesn’t fit in the garage!
Most trucks won’t fit in an older garage build.
You say it like that’s fucking normal and it’s just too much for my European brain
It is normal here. We have more space in general but even my outback is almost too big for my decent sized garage. Modern cars and trucks are just big.
i never realised how big that car actually is
imagine how many kids you can run over with that thing, amazing
Run over? You mean decapitate with the sharp edges
It’s that thing really that long??? Jesus fuck
Pictures don’t do them justice at all. They are hulking monstrosities in real life and it just doesn’t really come across in pictures.
Yeah crazy, this is the first time I have seen one and gone fuck that’s stupid large. And at least here in Australia they won’t pass our laws so I’m unlikely to ever see one. The thing just gets worse every time I look towards it hahaha
While it doesn’t pass the laws in Europe either I have seen news article about one being imported into my country under some special loophoole law.
I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s
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Not all change is good, you dimwitted simpleton.
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It’s lives.
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Now it’s ready for the KKK meeting.
Shit, I forgot about “swastikar”, I kept shouting “Nazi Car” at all the Teslas in DTLA today.
I’m partial to ‘truckkk’, but that obviously only works in text
It might also be Saddam Hussain.
That thing is stupid big. Or he is a really small man, which could be the reason he bought that.
OP is definitely shitposting. Honestly it’s a pretty funny one!
I wonder if you can apply something adhesive under the tarp and let it just sit overnight. There so many terrible things you can do under a tarp quickly and without anyone even knowing since the cameras are convered up.
After sealing up cracks and drafts in my house, all I can say is one can of spray foam can cause unimaginable frustration.
Ziptie the trigger and chuck it under the tarp.
Take the trigger off and whack the valve real hard, like you dropped it off a shelf. Spray foam will get everywhere and it’s impossible to stop.
Ask me how I know.
I know how you know.
Man don’t put a loose cover on it like that outdoors, it’ll scratch the finish and cause it to rust! Oh wait, I guess it does that anyway.
