Since innovative Russian methods for protecting planes became world-famous for their efficiency, the Imperial Administration decided to apply the same protection to the invaluable head of the highest tier, with a special distinctive insignia. What do you think of the symbolism?
He probably sleeps/hides standing inside a pile of tires
He is full of air
Looks like the lost Teletubby…It’s Pu
@Ulara Well Putin must hate windows like a vampire hates mirrors?*
*Of course not many people like Windows.
And he won’t retire, so he dons tires.
The top tire must signify a numerical probability of his success in Ukraine.
Throwing old tires on stuff for protection instead of having some pricey specialized device is so stereotypically Russian that sounds like it’s from a movie.
Don’t forget the earring on the gay ear
Bonus: he looks taller that way
Best tire in all of Russia, Dunlopski radials
He looks deflated
