Relatable. I get pissed about shit I saw coming all the time
In God’s case, though, he literally made it all happen on purpose. It’s a “stop hitting yourself” kinda situation, only entirely sincere in the belief that they are hitting themselves
Gonna be real, I get pissed at a lot of shit I knowingly caused as well
God cannot be omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent.
It contradicts its own existence.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then from whence comes evil?”
-Epicurus
He’s not mad, he’s just disappointed.
I mean, maybe he should try harder next time.
Not surprising, I’m pretty disappointed with everything too.
God’s refrain on humanity: “This shit again.”
edit: and for my German friends
God’s refrain in France, “Allo, Mes Chers!”
Plot twist, God has multiple personality disorder.
Father, son and holy ghost
This got a hearty laugh over here. Well done.