When you call the new sexy emergency services, but are connected with an unknown country instead, you do the next logical thing… you send an email.
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Just dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725… 3.
Well that’s easy to remember
I heard the “…3” while reading this.
"Just a second…
…I’m late for golf!"
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