Imagine being stuck in a cell with someone that won’t stop talking about crypto

Mostly horseshit clickbait. They are both in a lower security dormitory style lockup at the same holding facility e.g. large room with a lot of bunk beds.

…Combs began living in the same unit as Bankman-Fried and sleeping in a “dormitory-style” room with a number of other defendants last week after he was arrested…

Fun

“Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P Diddy” yeah how about no, Kesha

That wasn’t even on my 2024 bingo card!

Do they sell baby oil in commissary?

Well, no question about which one is going to be the bottom