• @Kengaro0@lemmy.world
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      1110 months ago

      I was going to say extra wide to cover the entire neck but I already visualized an ostrich doing a hoolahooping motion with it’s neck with your extra long scarf. So I guess I’ll go with yours… If I ever get to outfit an ostrich.

  • Decoy321
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    1810 months ago

    I feel like everyone is missing a key detail here.

    How are they tying it without hands?

  • Gormadt
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    1110 months ago

    Bottom

    When we put a scarf on it settles to the base of the neck

    If we tied it tight enough right below our chin to never slide down we’d pass out

  • @eighty@lemmy.one
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    10 months ago

    The width of a scarf matches the height of a human neck, so a scarf for an ostrich would look closer to a blanket. That or a tube sock.

    Edit: I just realized, given the length of the ostrich and relative proportions, a human scarf would be closer to a decorative necklace or choker.

  • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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    910 months ago

    Between this one and the one yesterday about a dinosaur in a guillotine, Lemmy is asking all the necessary questions about animals with long necks and small brains 😂

  • @halvar@lemm.ee
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    910 months ago

    I would say the top. A lot of important organs like tonsils are there which can get hurt when people get cold. but the best way would probably still be just wrapping their entire neck somehow.

  • LemmyLefty
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    310 months ago

    Everybody knows that when they get cold they just suck their necks back in.

  • @Vamanos@lemmy.world
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    310 months ago

    Bottom. And quite honestly fuck toppers. Fuck them up their stupid topper asses. I will die on this hill. Modern corporate America has shown me. They proved to me that it’s time to fight. Fight for what we believe in. Fight for what we know is right. Thank you totinos pizza rolls - I know that it is a civic mandate to stand up to this injustice.

    Bottom. God. Damn. Bottom.

    • @Vamanos@lemmy.world
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      110 months ago

      All other toppers in this comment thread. I see you. I see you for what you are. Weak. Topping has killed so many brain cells that I envy you. You probably let all that fake news dictate how you consider ostrich scarves. Do not buy into the hype brothers and sisters. Resist!