Onion 2019 180 still works 5 years later

Jill Biden Urges Democratic Voters To Ignore Which Candidates Are Mentally Sharp Enough To Finish Complete Sentences For Good Of Party

‘Help! Help! Who Am I? Where Am I? Who Are You People?’ Says Biden In Embarrassing Campaign Gaffe

Biden Declares Self Only Candidate Who Can Defeat George Bush In 1988 Election

Rare Onion L

A former Onion writer actually apologized for that one.

it’s not that it didn’t age well, it was never good to begin with

Wait it sounds like they accidentally made up Hunter Biden as a bit.

Accusing Genocide Joe of driving a working class overpowered-engine-in-a-tin-can-with-no-brakes shitbox like a Pontiac Trans Am () is ackshually an excellent dig at his Corvette-owner classism.^*

^*With the caveat that they probably should have tied that into his hard-on for anti-busing legislation back in the 80s.

At least we have the Tim Duncan character:

https://www.theonion.com/tim-duncan-offers-to-do-taxes-for-entire-spurs-team-1819569755

https://www.theonion.com/tim-duncan-sternly-reminds-spurs-about-maximum-occupanc-1819578872

https://www.theonion.com/gregg-popovich-invites-tim-duncan-to-address-team-usa-o-1837874242

and the greatest:

https://www.theonion.com/tim-duncan-releases-decade-worth-of-pent-up-emotion-aft-1819568758