- cross-posted to:
- technology@beehaw.org
- cross-posted to:
- technology@beehaw.org
NVIDIA stock to the fucking ground!
Ugh
These ridiculous mice with a dedicated AI button are showing up all over now. 😠 I mean … how can you fuck up something as simple as a mouse!?
My WebEx client (a program for making phone calls and text messages) added a damned AI button last week.
Why!?
Why? Because they can and some c suite said to do it because buzzwords.
Turns out, it is actually kinda useful for summarizing conversations and bringing you up to speed.
I guess that that second part makes sense.
It’s the buzzword part that irks me. All I want is a video card under $500 that actually works…
I’m hoping that AMD gets some progress in the graphics space and the AI space. And as much as it pains me… Intel too.
Intel, AMD, almost anyone else. Nvidia can keep making AI calculation cards while the rest of us get perfectly serviceable graphics cards at affordable consumer prices .
I’ve made a quantum leap in food technology: I have invented french fries with a dedicated AI… let’s say napkin. Not like it matters. It costs 450 dollars per month and requires the area of a small town’s worth of rain forest to be razed in order to produce a single one. What does it do, you ask? It’s AI, it does AI things, you bumpkin. You wouldn’t understand with your uncultured peasant brain but if you’re not on board, the evolution of civilisation will leave you behind in an instant.
F-ck those superflous buttons. I’ve got a mouse with an extra button on the left side. Otherwise, this is a good mouse, but someone had the stupid idea of putting this button where it can easily be activated with a brush of the thumb, and another had the equally stupid idea to make the default function the “back” in the browser.
Meanwhile the MX combo can’t fucking switch both devices between computers using the keyboard button. Still have to change it on both, like yeah I really want to turn my mouse over and I really care about being able to independently switch the two of them.
This reminds me of the crypto/NFT days where everyone and their brother added a special “blockchain” feature in their product, even when it didn’t make sense or was completely unnecessary.
At least that can be turned off in updates.
All these hardware additions, the AI buttons, even Windows taking away the right CTRL key for Copilot, are ugly appendages that, in 20 years, when were clearing out the equipment closest, we’ll see some of these and go “oh yeah remember when that bullshit was as a thing for a few years?”
Those days? That was a couple of weeks ago.
Literally no one asked for this.
Don’t question the tech, bro, and the tech bros.
Microsoft is asking for it. https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/26/24112500/microsoft-ai-pc-intel-windows-copilot-key-requirements
It’s just like ten years ago when everything was about “the cloud”. I can’t wait for the industry to move on to another gimmick to force down the consumer’s throat.
Block chain, anyone?
Satoshi is just some dude at NVIDIA
The cloud at least made a bit of sense. Offload the requirements of hosting an app or colocating a server to other folks, and you just use it. It’s somebody else’s computer, and it’s their problem if something goes wrong.
The problem is that the MBAs making the decision didn’t understand what was going on in the first place, so “the cloud” because a catch-all buzzword for anything they didn’t want to think too hard about.
I mean… having a chokehold on cloud computing is still very much a source of the dominance US and Chinese companies have to shape world markets these days…
This is like when Roku remotes had the Blockbuster button on them.
Don’t forget the part where Logitech now requires you to use a web app (that only works on Chromium) to adjust settings or pair dongles now.
Just find a new peripheral manufacturer.
I’m not defending them here but I use a company-provided Logitech keyboard and mouse and there is dedicated software (called Logi Options+)
I don’t think it needs Internet access and it definitely doesn’t run in a browser. I downloaded it with Firefox
Silicon Valley is honestly worthless.
We have an entire industry based on innovations that are 30-50 years old.
How long until Wall street finds a new investment vehicle and San Francisco is the next Detroit?
What the fuck happened to “make the buttons do whatever you want”?
It do whatever you want (but ai)
Sounds like a latency add. I get pissed off when my sensor has angle snapping, prediction, smoothing, or the z-axis bug. I’m the guy who gets in the gmmk customer service and goes full Karen because their very nice spec sheet still doesn’t tell me what I want to know and it took some trying to get them to ask their dev team.
I’m not making this up. I don’t wanna ever have the convenient excuse of blaming the controls. https://www.esreality.com/post/2677965/re-mice-using-flawless-sensors-v2/
You could have gotten the same result without being an asshole…
Ah, yes. I remember when I was young enough to believe that being polite gets you attention instead of the brush-off.
Do you see that 5 there? That’s how many emails went back and forth. I tried the “not being an asshole” and got brushed off.
“Logi AI prompt Builder”. Guess it’s time to sell my Logitech stocks
Fucking ai on a mouse… Maybe we need AI in my toaster next
Does anyone want any toast? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec
So what is it?
It’s sliced bread that has been browned by radiant heat, triggering the Maillard reaction, making the surface firmer, crispy, and altering its flavour profile with caramelized sugars.
Not that I would ever buy it, but I can totally picture myself accidentally pressing that button all the fucking time.