ive pissed my pants, ive pissed in sinks, ive pissed in troughs, ive pissed in bathtubs, alleyways, planters, construction sites. i’ve pissed in graves ive pissed on spread ashes. if you think for a moment i wouldnt piss on a president

When you gotta go you gotta go sorry dude

Does he look like he wants me to pee on him? I’m not doing it if it’s a sex thing.

I die immediately

Do a 360 then walk away.

Grab my spare TV and smack him over the head with it (I believe this is how skibiditoilet is defeated)

Just be glad my gall bladder medication makes my pee smell worse than normal

If this actually happened to me no joke I would probably cry, like this would be disturbing and scary, I would hope someone else would see it so they wouldn’t think I went crazy. All I can say is I don’t want to see this irl

I guess I’m going pee in my pants

Plunger.

Enjoy my piss, Genocide Joe

I leave, eat a bunch of asparagus, and then come back. I’ve been training for this moment.

BUT TRUMP IS SPEAKING GERMAN! or something like that.