All different colors = 5?
That’s the most colours of toilet paper we found, yes.
I’ve seen some novelty TPs where they have funny faces on them but I respect going for the full color spread.
IDK why but colored toilet paper seems wrong somehow.
I agree. I like to color it myself. Never get this variety though, can only seem to get brown and red
Um, red? You might want to see a doctor about that…
If you buy cheap tp you can find out on your own!
In this house, if we can’t identify the tree the toilet paper came from by the chunks of bark still left, we throw it out.
Can’t let an asshole have nice things, after all.
And sometimes you get free toothpicks.
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Red isn’t that bad. Red means anal fissure or something. Uncomfortable but not dangerous.
Dark red or black, though…that’s bad.
You must have lived like kings in 2020
We did indeed.
Does he want some brown coloured ones to add to his collection?
I wonder why nobody made brown toilet paper 🤔
You must be shittin me
Reddit tier joke
man i knew this was gonna be a dad joke… but you were serious!
Also, you could say that white toilet paper includes all the other colors, they are just mixed up c:
I have only white. And brown.
Why isn’t brown toilet paper more common? You can make it light-brown and cleaning your ass might be less visually aggravating, I would still prefer white personally, but I would have though that people would have optimized the colorimetry of toilet paper as it has been done with surgical robes and things that might involve blood to create a lesser visual shock
I mean, the gun emoji was changed to a water gun 🤷🏻♂️
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I am no longer toilet paper the white. Now I am toilet paper of many colors.
They make neon orange, for hunters I think; could add one of those.
Arranged like Pascal’s triangle
Used to? Was he raided in the early days of covid?
He moved and never picked up his collection again!
It was the only thing of value he had to leave them. “Sell these and get yourself and your sister an education.”
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