Have we checked Moscow yet?
Have we checked the ground around 5+ story buildings in Moscow yet?
What about under Putin’s long ass table? maybe he’s under there…uh… picking rubles off the floor.
Came here to say this
“Elderly dementia patient missing in Florida…”
just another silver alert then …
Not really, since the courts are trying to serve him with an indictment.
They found him, he was served at his 80th birthday party.
So he was just avoiding them then, and hadn’t fled. Disappointing.
One of the last retirement home communities I worked for had a code they would use if a resident couldn’t be found. They’d call “Code Silver” over the radio, and it meant all hands on deck to search the entire property to find the individual.
So yeah… Put out a Code Silver for our very own Rudy G.
The Arizona prosecutor’s office has been trying and failing to serve indictment paperwork on him for the election interference case in that state. Lying low it would seem.
Reading today that the indictment/summons has now been served on him.
Reading where?
He’s hiding in the jack-in-the-box again.
Ken Jeong
“GODDAMNIT! Again?!?”
Damn
Ok we need to make the movie “Rudy 2: Electric Boogaloo” and we have to have James Woods reprise his role as an elderly Juliani evading being served in a weird Zucker brothers Leslie Nelson style parody film.
You’re 5 foot nothin’, 100 and nothin’, and you have barely a speck of political ability. And you hung in there with the best presidential candidates, grifters, and Russian mobsters in the land for thirty years. And you’re gonna walk outta here with a summons from Arizona. In this life, you don’t have to prove nothin’ to nobody but yourself and maybe the district attorney for Maricopa County. And after what you’ve gone through, if you haven’t done that by now, it ain’t gonna never happen. Now go on back to Arizona.
Let’s stop giving James woods work. He’s a tool.
If he ain’t dead, he’s fled
have they checked the coffin he sleeps in?
movie pitch: WEEKEND AT RUDY’S
Rudy G tries to evade responsibility for heinous crimes by hiding out among the near-dead in Florida, moving from place to place and regularly wearing disguises and acting semi-catatonic out of focus in the background when lawmen get near him.
Here’s a message to Rudy:
stop your messing around
Betta fink a you few cha
Ded. Knew too much. A liability.
I feel bad for him. He got played out so hard trying to play the American game. Like I think he was naive and didn’t understand how fucked life actually is and the fact nothing will ever be great or secure or actually be in “order”.
Believing there can be order and security in life is like thinking you can stop the weather for happening.
You’re kidding, right? He’s a rich, corrupt piece of shit. He just happened to be mayor during 911, otherwise he would just be another forgotten shitty politician.
I never said I agree with him or support him. I respect humanity and the infinite experiences of humanity. I feel bad he was, at some point, misled to believe his beliefs and act on them.
Don’t feel too bad. He’s not a child. He’s a supposedly well-educated adult who knows right from wrong. He made his choices, and now he must suffer the consequences of those choices. We as a society are not here to exonerate people like Giuliani for their self-imposed misfortunes. Save your pity for those who genuinely deserve it.
Yeah if you forget the concept of freedom of choice.
Cool dog whistle bro
If you’re legit and not shitposting, or just looking for a reaction, I see where you’re trying to come from. (Namely the humanity in everyone)
It’s nearly impossible to express, with this guy, though. No one is going to view him as someone swept along by social structures and ideologies and the circumstances of his upbringing. Or something like that.
Yeah, after so long. No one is going to sympathize with him. And why should we? But there was probably a time before he was a shitbag and it’s sad he got dragged down.
Man could’ve taken the “America’s Mayor” title from 9/11 (for literally just being mayor on 9/11. he was a trash mayor by all accounts, and got lucky.) and rode that into a Fox news commentator gig and been set. Instead he chose to hitch onto on Donald “Make Lawyers get lawyers” Trump’s wagon. Don’t feel bad for him. He’s a dumbass.
He was a DOJ Attorney who helped take down the NYC Mafia. He’s not naive.
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It’s always good to mention that he “took down” only certain criminal groups (Italian mob) while not doing anything about another (Russian mob).
Literally since it happened people have been saying it was likely he was working for the Russians back then. Taking their info to put the Italians out of NYC and letting Russians walk in.
I think it’s also always good to mention that he both fucked and married his cousin.
Nah, this is Rudy…
Who cares that he married his cousin?
He hampered the response to 9/11 because he refused to move the emergency response center for years before it.
Because he had a mistress around the block and used the emergency response center as an excuse to go see her.
There’s too much real shit that hurt other people to talk about, no one cares that his standard for what’s not incest is a century or two behind everyone else, there’s bigger shit going on
I had no idea about the emergency response center thing, thanks for sharing that.
Truly bad take
He’s an awful person who knew exactly what he was doing every step of the way.
Didn’t he clear out a bunch of the Italian mob (as a prosecutor) and just let the Russian move in to get a foothold? That’s not being naive (if correct and given his actions appear to be) and just being a scumbag.
