10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
Impressive response time from the Vatican there.
They have eyes everywhere
She’s got a camera in there, and she’s posting his jail stays on OnlyFans to support her vintage furniture habit.
Based
I wish I had more space (and money) to support having a vintage furniture habit.
This has to be either a bit or a kink, I refuse to believe otherwise
IMO, his fantasies being “doggie style, standing doggie style” is too far. Can’t not be a joke.
But I’ve been wrong about such assessments before
It’s the ESPN bit that sealed it for me
I’d say there is no way this is real, but the USians are a weird bunch.
The gooncage is real
The gooncage can’t hurt you.
if you want to keep having fun, don't reveal this spoiler.
It’s not real. The post is from an account that writes comedy. The fun is now over. I am sorry.
I guess I should’ve listened.
Oh thank God
This is more like horny quarantine
Are the straights ok?
yes, honey 😔
Cuuumping
this is real
Impossible
:fry:
The goon tent is so crusty, it doesn’t need poles.
I mean, good for them figuring something out together. (That tent likely has a weird smell, though.)
Why
Because free online porn is too powerful for men to resist.
I have so many questions and yet I’m not sure if I want the answers! 😂