PEORIA, IL—Shaking his head as he spotted the flashing red and blue lights in his rearview mirror, local evangelical Christian man Joshua Weller was reportedly persecuted Tuesday simply for driving 90 miles per hour in a school zone. “Looks like someone spotted the Jesus fish on my back windshield,” said Weller, who…
Once in a Reddit gift exchange i told someone that “i like the onion” and i was gifted a coffee table book about onions. To this day i don’t know if the man was a master troll or if he just thought i liked onions.
“My secret santa match said they like onions… I’m never doin’ this shit again, redditors are weird.” - That person, probably
What’s in that book? I like onions, so I feel like I could maybe learn something.
It’s recipes. https://imgur.com/a/8TDlOUV
Well shit, that looks delicious.
You should get a book from the Onion and put the dust jacket on the onion book