Don’t forget to point your gun at the smoldering body in front of you, it might jump up and idk make you ingest fentanyl
big ups to the like 20 solid seconds of shouting “ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND!” at a man who is currently burning to death
Wouldn’t the first instinct to be to help the man on fire? Bruh
Cops only know how to shoot defenseless people, eat donuts, and lie
The donut came right at me, I had no choice but to eat it and its whole family.
how does it feel like this should be the OG version of the meme
It was a particularly surreal bit to an already surreal moment when you’re watching a man burn to death
In America, bullets deter fire.
no man suspicious because he not respecting my authority