• BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Use the Heisenberg method, bite a lamp cord with your teeth, use the ends to cause a short burning the zip ties and burning the piss out of your wrists. You’re then free to go hide your methylamine at your car wash.

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      5 months ago

      you know, i don’t think i could bite through a lamp cord…

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          5 months ago

          well even then… it’s metal.
          also it would’ve popped a circuit breaker before melting anything anyways…

          i double checked...

          turns out it was a coffee maker, too…
          if he would’ve just cut one side and left the other connected, so the current still went through the coffee maker… it probably would’ve worked as a resistor to keep it from blowing.
          if it was actually an incandescent lightbulb it definitely would work…