• TrontheTechie
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    1 year ago

    Instructions unclear, I’ve been eating nothing but beans and I appear to have become incontinent.

    Please send help, and maybe a plumber.

    • InevitableCriticism@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      It’s too late for you and your porcelain throne. Repent now and pray to the deity of your choice. May the gods have mercy on your soul.