Anybody giving odds on this? I’d like to put $50 on the teamster. I would love to see someone put that election-denying, Chuck Norris wannabe on the mat.

The politician who declared “I’m not Rambo” after his much-ridiculed attempt to enter Afghanistan in the company of a private US security team, boasts on his website a 5-0 record as a professional mixed martial arts fighter.

The official record of his short-lived career suggests a different story: a total of three wins, two against the same opponent, and cumulative fight time of less than 10 minutes in under three rounds.