Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agoWhy not?media.mas.toimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1414arrow-down110cross-posted to: pastafarianism@lemmy.dbzer0.commemes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1404arrow-down1imageWhy not?media.mas.toLanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square29fedilinkcross-posted to: pastafarianism@lemmy.dbzer0.commemes@lemmy.ml
minus-squareozmot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoWhat if I don’t like pasta? Will I still go to hell?
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoYou can repent by drinking 6 jars of marinara (Prego is not acceptable)
minus-squarefkn@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 months agoDon’t listen to this heathen, all who seek his noodles are welcome regardless of the sauce you choose… except those who misfits who eat the devil’s cream based sauces… May they give themselves neverending gastric distress.
What if I don’t like pasta? Will I still go to hell?
You can repent by drinking 6 jars of marinara (Prego is not acceptable)
Don’t listen to this heathen, all who seek his noodles are welcome regardless of the sauce you choose… except those who misfits who eat the devil’s cream based sauces… May they give themselves neverending gastric distress.
Does carbonara count?