• jhulten
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    1 year ago

    Anything not an accident or homicide is natural causes when you are 90.

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      1 year ago

      Whose joke was it? “Hit by a car? Natural causes: if he weren’t 90, he’d been fast enough to get out of the way!”

        • SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es
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          The media? Damn near everybody. I can’t remember who said it, but the easiest way to get away with murder is to hit somebody with a vehicle.