black0ut@pawb.social to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months agoPlane goes brrrrpawb.socialimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up12.34Karrow-down137cross-posted to: memesy@szmer.info
arrow-up12.31Karrow-down1imagePlane goes brrrrpawb.socialblack0ut@pawb.social to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months agomessage-square111fedilinkcross-posted to: memesy@szmer.info
minus-squarepuppy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·9 months agoApple: We’re changing everyone’s charging schedules to make electricity 0.00001% greener. Also Apple: Titanium, so pretty. Even though it’s dirtier to mine.
minus-squareuis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 months agoAgain Apple: We’re making everything irrepairable.
minus-squareMyFairJulia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoApple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.” Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)
Apple: We’re changing everyone’s charging schedules to make electricity 0.00001% greener.
Also Apple: Titanium, so pretty. Even though it’s dirtier to mine.
Again Apple: We’re making everything irrepairable.
Apple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.”
Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)