How about an adolescent kangaroo?

    • Delphia@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Not willingly, but I think I COULD win.

      Id be less scared of a kangaroo than something like a Deer with antlers or anything with claws. Roos have weak arms, my plan would be to somehow get it in a choke hold and wrap my legs around its upper body, squeeze as hard as I can and start praying.