• Hofmaimaier@feddit.orgOP
      403·
      2 months ago

      Look I even upvote it, but don’t you think a cry for help would look differently, like a ask Lemmy comment or something?

      • nomad
        1016·
        2 months ago

        I’m a little against glorifying alcoholism. Its not socially acceptable and i would like people seeing this meme not encouraging people to think drinking in the morning is OK. :)

        • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.caEnglish
          182·
          2 months ago

          The mimosa syndicate know who you are and where you live. They are not happy. You should apologize.

          Edit: The boozy coffee people would also like to have a word with you.

          • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish
            12·
            2 months ago

            I like a boozy brunch, but as a treat, not every day. If I was loading up my coffee with tequila on the regular, something was really wrong

            • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
              91·
              2 months ago

              I feel the same about a breakfast beer. It’s rare, even on vacations, but sometimes you make a nice breakfast, crack open a cold one with some loved ones, and watch the sun rise on a nice lazy day.

            • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.caEnglish
              4·
              2 months ago

              Breakfast Treats - rice crispies in vodka. - snap, crackle, slur.

              Brunch Treats - mimosas, spanish coffee, Kahlua…

              Lunch Treats: Three Martinis

              Onesies: Beer - preferably dark and hoppy.

              Afternoon tea treats: earl grey with bourbon

              Go homesies- Espresso, cafè coretto

              Get homesies - Beer - complex and fruity.

              Apéritifs: champagne, gin, ouzo…

              Dinner Treats: Proper paired wine, naturally.

              Digestifs: Brandy or Port

              Evening Libation Treats: Whiskey or gin on the rocks.

              Nightcap: Homemade moonshine infused with the vapours of anisette, (as an earthbound substitute for that ol’ janx spirit) with a twist of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. (Homage to the pan-galactic gargle blaster)

              Go ahead, treat yourself. You deserve it. I know I do.

              Cheers!

        • REDACTEDEnglish
          22·
          2 months ago

          Having a drink is not socially acceptable? I don’t know in which muslim country do you live, but that is most definitely not true in most of the world. As an example, Christmas is around the corner and where I live, it is a social tradition to drink champagne once the new year hits.

          • nomad
            22·
            2 months ago

            Im from very Muslim Germany there country of drinking. And even we don’t drink in the morning. Let me guess, American maga troll x)

            • REDACTEDEnglish
              21·
              2 months ago

              Since when is drinking more acceptable in USA than it is in central and east Europe? You’re so out of touch by calling me a maga troll

              • nomad
                1·
                2 months ago

                It is not thats what I’m saying and you going full angry American and anti Muslim and not noticing that makes you exactly that. I’m atheist and even I now better…

                • REDACTEDEnglish
                  21·
                  2 months ago

                  Me saying Muslims don’t drink is anti-Muslim behaviour, while you constantly categorize entire American population into stupid stereotypes?

                  Please, enjoy your choices and stop attacking others because of it. You’re acting like a vegan

                  • nomad
                    11·
                    2 months ago

                    You staked my profile. Fun. I used to be vegan for medical reasons which have cleared up with time and am happily back to eating chicken and a steak from time to time. Let’s discuss you being an American some more please. ;)