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minus-squareTeamAssimilationlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 months agoSorry, cancer is a prerequisite for dinosaurification.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoI’m still doing it. I’ll probably get cancer anyways because of bad choices and genetics. At least then I can use my dinosaur powers for good until I get killed by the government.
minus-squareTeamAssimilationlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoSpeaking of nefarious government actions; is it still cannibalism if your DNA is that of a dinosaur now? Imagine the money from rich people eating dinosaur steaks.
minus-squareAlcoholicorn@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agogoogles cheap airfare to Chernobyl
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoCigarette prices have really gotten nuts these days.
Sorry, cancer is a prerequisite for dinosaurification.
I’m still doing it. I’ll probably get cancer anyways because of bad choices and genetics. At least then I can use my dinosaur powers for good until I get killed by the government.
Speaking of nefarious government actions; is it still cannibalism if your DNA is that of a dinosaur now?
Imagine the money from rich people eating dinosaur steaks.
googles cheap airfare to Chernobyl
Cigarette prices have really gotten nuts these days.