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minus-squarepezhorelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·5 months agoI’m guessing processed foods, vaccines, and a sprinkle of whatever makes the kids trans. But good news! Drinking bear blood can cure it! /s
minus-squareCharlesDarwin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoWhat about whale juice?
minus-squareJigglySackles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 months agoSo long as it’s fresh squeezed. You can really only get that in coastal areas. The stuff you get inland has lost its potency.
minus-squareCharlesDarwin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoIs it okay if you get it from a whale head that you let marinate on your car roof for a bit?
minus-squareJigglySackles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoYes! That’s actually something the ancient innut people did. They’d let the whale head mature to give the juice a better body and mouthfeel. They’d strap it to the hood of a couple snowmobiles while they traveled.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoOnly if the whale was sustainably beached.
I’m guessing processed foods, vaccines, and a sprinkle of whatever makes the kids trans. But good news! Drinking bear blood can cure it!
/s
What about whale juice?
So long as it’s fresh squeezed. You can really only get that in coastal areas. The stuff you get inland has lost its potency.
Is it okay if you get it from a whale head that you let marinate on your car roof for a bit?
Yes! That’s actually something the ancient innut people did. They’d let the whale head mature to give the juice a better body and mouthfeel. They’d strap it to the hood of a couple snowmobiles while they traveled.
You need fresh whale cum.
Only if the whale was sustainably beached.