ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months agoSix Injured at Tesla Diner After Tuna Melt Sandwich Explodesthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1252arrow-down16
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minus-squaresalacious_coasterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·6 months agoAlmost ate the onion here. I was like, exploding Tesla sandwiches, sure. I am curious about the specifics, but not incredulous.
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·6 months agoThat’s why at restaurants I always say, “Hold the onion.”
minus-squareMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months agoLol! My thought process went like: Well of course they microwave their sandwiches. Wait‽… You can’t superheat tuna salad. There are too many nucleation sites.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoAh, my fellow-in-arms! You too know the glorious spectacle of microwaved foil & fork! Huzzah! For SCIENCE!
minus-squaredylanmorgan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoSame. I thought to myself, if anyone could/would fail so hard that they made an exploding sandwich, it’d be Elon musk.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·6 months agodid they put samsung batteries in there.
minus-squareCheems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoI read it at a weird angle and thought it said something about sex injury.
Almost ate the onion here. I was like, exploding Tesla sandwiches, sure. I am curious about the specifics, but not incredulous.
That’s why at restaurants I always say, “Hold the onion.”
Lol! My thought process went like:
Ah, my fellow-in-arms! You too know the glorious spectacle of microwaved foil & fork! Huzzah! For SCIENCE!
Same. I thought to myself, if anyone could/would fail so hard that they made an exploding sandwich, it’d be Elon musk.
did they put samsung batteries in there.
I read it at a weird angle and thought it said something about sex injury.