• Vanilla_PuddinFudge
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    8 months ago

    Some dude should’ve walked up to the podium and told her to sit down.

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      8 months ago

      ‘about to embark on a reading of [her] 12-book epic entitled “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles” when [her] own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and creation, lept straight up through [her] neck and throttled [her] brain.’