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    1 month ago

    Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”

    • nandeEbisu@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.