As a nurse, I can tell you what my first thought was, but no (also walnut would be a terrible material for that).

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    11 months ago

    I mean… Everything’s a buttplug if you try hard enough.

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        11 months ago

        I don’t think wood is the most suitable material, but in an emergency…

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        11 months ago

        Bedpan was the first thing I thought of too, even before I saw your comment. I’m not a nurse, but I’ve had to deal with them with loved ones, and that tends to burn something into your brain. 😬