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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Local naive man Collin Blakeman blissfully contributed savings to his 401(k) despite the fact there is no future in which he will be able to use them.

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Ah yes, love me some 0.01% interest. Surely my savings will grow.

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