The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agoShopping in bulklemmy.worldimagemessage-square100linkfedilinkarrow-up1896arrow-down111
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minus-squarecocobean@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·2 years agoI only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
minus-squareNfamwap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 years agoI’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoIt’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoThe toilet paper or his asscheeks?
Does it flake like a French pastry?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Nor should they ever again.
It’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?