Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down117
arrow-up1712arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square142fedilink
minus-squarecooopsspacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·edit-24 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·4 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-squarecooopsspacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-squareBuglefingers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month ago1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That’ll happen even without you 3: :'(
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That’ll happen even without you
3: :'(